Define the Universe. Give Three Examples.

George Ball

Of all the e-mail I get, my favorites always go something like this:

 

"Dear knowledge management guy: My boss has assigned me to lead the design and development of a knowledge management system, but first he wants me to tell him exactly what knowledge management is. Can you give me a good definition to pass on to him? And please keep it simple; he just got promoted to management and has already had his obligatory lobotomy, so try to use mostly one-syllable words."

 

Ain't knowledge fun?

 

Way back when I was a Midshipman at the U.S. Naval Academy "Define the universe; give three examples" was purported to be a test question on the "final exam" for the Navy's elite SEAL (Sea, Air, Land) special forces trainees (along with other such challenging questions as "given only a razor blade, a lighter and some thread, remove your appendix.")

 

FYI, Webster's Collegiate Dictionary defines "universe" as follows:

 

Main Entry: uni·verse
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin universum, from neuter of universus entire, whole, from uni- + versus turned toward, from past participle of vertere to turn--more at WORTH
Date: 1589
1 : the whole body of things and phenomena observed or postulated : COSMOS: as (a) : a systematic whole held to arise by and persist through the direct intervention of divine power (b) : the world of human experience
2 …

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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then, after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science?

- Jack Handey

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