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Dave Garrett
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Senior Advisor to the CEO| PMI Sterling, Va, United States
Here's a quick joke from former SIG Chair Bob Tarne!
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Dave Garrett
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Senior Advisor to the CEO| PMI Sterling, Va, United States
Some sage advice from PMI Education SIG Chair Loran Walker...
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Dave Garrett
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Senior Advisor to the CEO| PMI Sterling, Va, United States
Kind of an "anti-joke" from former SIG Chair Ion Drummea
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Rick Vasko MBA PMP specialist Leader| Deloitte Consulting LLP Moyock, Nc, United States
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Rick Vasko MBA PMP specialist Leader| Deloitte Consulting LLP Moyock, Nc, United States
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Video: ODC2008 Developer Guy
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Dave Garrett
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Senior Advisor to the CEO| PMI Sterling, Va, United States
I found these on another web site. Here are the first 10 of 51.


Project Management Truisms


1. It takes one woman nine months to have a baby. It cannot be done in one month by impregnating nine women.


2. Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.


3. You can con a sucker into committing to an impossible deadline, but you cannot con him into meeting it.


4. At the heart of every large project is a small project trying to get out.


5. The more desperate the situation the more optimistic the situatee.


6. A problem shared is a buck passed.


7. A change freeze is like the abominable snowman: it is a myth and would melt anyway when heat is applied.


8. A user will tell you anything you ask, but nothing more.


9. Of several possible interpretations of a communication, the least convenient is the correct one.


10. What you don't know hurts you.

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Dave Garrett
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Senior Advisor to the CEO| PMI Sterling, Va, United States
If you sometimes over-do it with meetings, this Onion article will probably hit close to home.

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