Game Theory in Management

In the New York Times style section from September 29, Brian Lombardi has an article entitled “27 Ways to be a Modern Man.”(i)  Some of this piece I find interesting, while other parts are just loopy. For example, Lombardi asserts that his envisioned Modern Man will own a melon baller (ii) . I don’t even know what that is, which, I suppose, means I’m either not modern, or not a man, by Lombardi’s standards. (I’m assuming that it’s not a device that enables watermelons, honey-dew melons, and cantaloupes to be shaped like softballs, just in case a Modern Man wanted some messy bat-practicing fun. I could be wrong.)

Along those lines, though, I was wondering what I would consider to be a “Modern Project Manager.” After all, isn’t that the point of any certification program, to help potential employers ascertain who has the talent to contribute to a present-day project team, and who might not? So, without the formality of a proper certification criterion document, I’ll offer up a quick talent-discerning checklist for what makes up the “Modern Project Manager.”
1.    The Modern Project Manager has a reliable information stream that tells her how her project is performing in cost and schedule space…
2.    …and this system is not based on either the general ledger, or what the company’s accountants are telling her.
3.    If the Modern Project Manager blogs, he alternates between personal pronouns – none of this “his or her” business.
4.    The Modern Project Manager will not initiate a complex risk analysis or risk management system, nor inflict an existing one on his project team.
5.    But, if the customer is in to that kind of thing, then the Modern Project Manager will gladly provide the results from whatever analysis said customer desires to see. 
6.    The Modern Project Manager attributes his teams’ successes to them, and their failures are automatically attributed to him alone.
7.    Sadly, the Modern Project Manager is fluent in all aspects of human resources law and regulations, even at the expense of assimilated knowledge of the technical nature of the work in front of her. This has become a necessary capability in the overly-litigious world of modern business, both in order to ensure that the project team does not create or maintain an “environment” that any employee would believe to constitute harassment, and to better deflect any frivolous complaint against the project team.
8.    Construction PMs may be used to communicating with walkie-talkies, Information Technology PMs with e-mail, and far-flung PMs via video conferencing. But how many people actually know what a heliograph is? (It’s a device that uses signaling mirrors to communicate over distance, used in place of telegraph lines in the early 1900’s.) At the time, the heliograph was considered fairly advanced, and yet in 2015 the only examples of it are in museums. The point? Communications technology is among the fastest to advance. The Modern Project Manager knows how to text and/or tweet (and, in 2130, business students may dig this article up and point to it, saying “Look at this! Can you believe they used to have to rely on text messages? Also, what’s an e-mail?”)
9.    That having been said, brand-new technology is rarely economical to use on a large scale. The Modern Project Manager does not cling to outmoded approaches, nor does she seek out trendy but unproven technology. Selecting this precise mix of innovation versus tried-and-true technical approaches is the hallmark of the successful Modern Project Manager.
10.    And, of course, the Modern Project Manager logs on to ProjectManagement.com on a regular basis, and makes it a point to read a certain blogger…

  (i) Retrieved from http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=1 on October 3, 2015, 13:49 MDT.
 (ii)  Ibid.
 

A week ago Saturday, September 19 was “International Talk Like a Pirate Day.” I generally try to observe ITLP Day, owing to its historic linguistic roots, its sense of whimsy, and the implied license to engage in truly memorable exchanges with my wife (“Avast, me darlin’, you’d best be stealin’ some more ale for me and me maties.” “Stop talking like that, or I will kill you.” “Don’t you mean ‘keel-haul’?”).
During this time it occurred to me that the profession of pirating must have been quite the crucible for determining talent in the areas of seafaring, thievery, combat ability, and willingness to mangle the English language. Merriam-Webster Online defines “talent” as “a special ability that allows someone to do something well.” (1) So, in all our legitimate businesses’ project teams, the truly talented members are instantly recognized as such, and placed in positions where their special abilities will significantly enhance the overall teams’ ability to attain scope on-time, on-budget, right?

I’m not saying that that never happens, but it is pretty darn rare. As I discuss in my upcoming book The Unavoidable Hierarchy, the human factors that are naturally arrayed against any organization establishing and maintaining a pure meritocracy are many and varied. An abbreviated list includes:
•    Cronyism,
•    Nepotism,
•    Relative physical attractiveness of the, shall we say, non-optimal talent,
•    Ubiquitous and/or oleaginous displays of fealty to the upper ranks of the owning organization from the aforementioned non-optimal talent,
•    Manipulation of the project team’s internal narrative to mis-assign the team’s failures to its talent, and successes to the ones doing the manipulating,
•    …all the way down to a talented employee reminds the owning organization’s Human Resources Director of her daughter’s ne’er do well, pirate-like boyfriend.
With these factors (among many others) in play, it’s a near certainty that pure meritocracies, if they ever see the light of day at all, are relatively short-lived animals.

So, what’s the truly talented but truly frustrated project team member to do? Well, there is actually a certain dynamic in-play that helps the underappreciated but talented employee: if their owning organizations are to stay competitive with others in their business environment, they simply must outperform such competition, and that involves putting your best talent in a position to use their special abilities to bring their projects in on-time, on-budget. This trade-off implies that, while true meritocracies are rare and tend to be short-lived, their business pathology-ridden counterparts, while common, tend to be the first to be overtaken by units of the Royal Navy and sent to Davy Jones’ locker.

In-between we have most organizations, which maintain some survivable balance between meritocracy and upper management’s mascots receiving the lion’s share of promotions, recognition, and loot. If you find yourself on-board one such organization, how do you get ahead, if the avenues for demonstrating your superior abilities are limited, and rarely recognized? There are generally two options:
•    Engage in demonstrated acts of loyalty to the command structure, in an attempt to become a mascot, or
•    Find a different ship, and leave the underappreciating one to its fate.
If the latter of these two choices appears overly harsh or abrupt, consider that, should you attempt the former and be found out to be less than sincere, the typical remedy that they will employ will be to have you walk the plank.
 

  1 Retrieved from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/talent on September 26, 2015, at 13:27 MDT.

It’s easy to laugh at nineteenth century pharmaceutical promoters, also known as snake oil salesmen, who would go to elaborate lengths to convince potential customers of the efficacy of whatever compound or solution they were selling in healing various and sundry ailments. How silly of them to misrepresent their wares so! And how naïve the people who actually spent hard-earned cash to acquire such dubious products! Certainly, people today would never be prone to fall for such tomfoolery, no siree! 

Let’s flash forward to the 21st Century, and the realm of project management which encompasses a plethora of management science hypotheses and theories, many of which are recognized as generally-accepted ways of doing business, with little (or no) empirical evidence to support their validity. Yes, yes, I know that in the business world, it’s virtually impossible to isolate the variables needed to support or overturn any given management science theory. And you know who else knows this? The project management science equivalent of the snake oil salesmen.

I (metaphorically) beat up on the accountants a lot, but that might not be fair – not because their ideas are valid beyond the asset management realm, but because they are not technically part of the PM universe. I also pick on the risk managers a lot, but they’re such easy targets that that might also be considered unfair (is there an equivalent of the “mercy rule” from High School Football for the universe of bloggers? Once an opponent is clearly subdued, are we business writers supposed to ease up on them?).

All of which brings me to the quality guys. I mean, seriously, who could possibly be against quality, as a concept?  Surely these naysayers must be confined to those short-sighted, careless and cheap people who are just out to make the proverbial “quick buck” (a “buck” is one United States Dollar, and not a male deer, for my overseas readers) and hasten out of town before their consumers realize they’ve been had, right?

Well, let’s all take a deep breath, and look at this. What are the quality guys actually selling us? Much of modern-day quality management centers on the performance of specific analysis techniques to help determine the causal factors of the perceived quality issue. This analysis often entails changing the attitudes of the people who actually create the products or services made available to the consumer, and performing an assessment of which processes or personnel are most responsible for any delta between desired scope delivery, and what is actually being delivered.

Okay, so now we’ve left the production room floor, and entered into business analysis territory. How is business analysis performed? With information, of course. What information? Well, one popular technique used by the quality guys is the Ishikawa Diagram, also known as the fishbone diagram. It’s a line intersected by slanted lines above and below it, and on these lines are listed the causal factors that lead to a given perceived problem. In the example listed on Wikipedia 1 , the categories of these causal factors are:
•    Equipment
•    Process 
•    People
•    Materials
•    Environment
•    Management
Most Ishikawa Diagrams will have at least one intersecting line devoted to each category. As I have noted in previous blogs, at the time the Titanic sank, the lookouts had no binoculars, because they were locked in Second Officer David Blair’s locker, and Blair wasn’t on board for the voyage, having disembarked at Southampton without telling anybody where they were 2 . So, this one causal factor falls into which Ishikawa Diagram category, exactly?
•    Equipment, since we’re talking about binoculars.
•    Process, since there should have been a process that required Blair to at least communicate the location of the binoculars.
•    People, since Blair wasn’t aboard.
•    Materials, since the binoculars were locked away behind a panel of wood, which could have (presumably) been demolished by one of the many metal axes on board.
•    Environment, because, of course, the Titanic hit an iceberg.
•    Management, because, well, all of the above.
Could it be, then, that a key commonly-used quality management technique has, in fact, invoked categories of causality that are so blurry that something as simple and straight-forward as some binoculars being locked away can’t fit specifically into one of those categories? And if the categories are thus blurred, doesn’t that at least imply that, in some circumstances, little or no usable information can be gleaned from them on a consistent basis? 

And, to ask just one more uncomfortable rhetorical question, could it be that a few of those organizations that claimed to be suddenly cured after having engaged quality techniques were either not really cured, or were misattributing the cause (ironically) of their improvement?

  1 Retrieved from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishikawa_diagram#/media/File:Ishikawa_Fishbone_Diagram.svg on September 19, 2015, 20:25 MDT.
  2 Retrieved from http://nmni.com/titanic/Myth-Memory/Myth/No-binoculars-for-the-lookouts-on-Titanic.aspx on September 19, 2015, 20:21 MDT.
 

I think one of the cleverest ruses used by law enforcement to round up people who have outstanding arrest warrants without having to spend the resources to track them down involves sending those people notices that they have won some sort of contest or prize (my personal favorite claimed they had won Super Bowl tickets), and to show up at a certain place and time to claim their reward. Once these people arrived and presented proof of who they were, they would simply be taken into custody to face the charges against them. Yeah, I know it ruined their days, but I simply had to laugh, for two reasons:
•    They were criminals getting their comeuppance as a result of their stupidity,
•    …and it is actually pretty funny.
What does this have to do with project management? Well, the past few weeks I’ve been on a tear about Effectives versus Processors, about how the Effectives, while undoubtedly the superior PMs, were nevertheless thwarted in the organization by their Processor counterparts, who always seemed to be the ones making the rules that the Effectives had to follow. Based on the example of the fake-winnings ruse, I had another idea on how to deal with the Processors.
First, we need to concentrate them in one place. No, not to take them away to jail, but to be able to clearly identify them for future interactions. So, what attracts Processors? Well, as we have been discussing, they love to write procedures that, once signed by upper management, they expect everyone else has to obey. These procedures are invariably based entirely on the Processor’s opinions or experiences, and no attempt to weed out instances of misunderstanding or confirmation bias is ever made. Indeed, no novel scholarship nor research ever enters in – these “rules” are subjective, arbitrary and capricious. For proof, I will point to the efforts of some risk managers to form Special Interest Groups within established professional societies, obtain permission to write that society’s rules on risk management, and then go about trying to re-define words away from their centuries-old, widely-known meanings. 
The funniest example I know of has to do with a certain risk SIG that wanted the word “risk” itself re-defined. According to Merriam-Websters’ On-Line Dictionary, it means:
(1)    the possibility that something bad or unpleasant (such as an injury or a loss) will happen
(2)    someone or something that may cause something bad or unpleasant to happen. 1
This particular risk SIG managed to get a professional society to change its definition in its glossary of terms to include any event, positive or negative, that impacts the performance of a project. Nevermind that the word “risk” never previously pertained to potential positive events (known everywhere else as “opportunity”)  – in their attempt to advance their kooky ideas, they simply had to hijack the language, lest intelligent managers realize that all they were talking about was institutional worrying, tripped out in statistical jargon.
Probably the next funniest attempt at a Processor trying to take over the PM world based on a dopey procedural notion happened when I was a contributing author to a practice standard being drafted by a PM professional society. One fellow actually addressed the document prep team, and strongly asserted that the only authors whose input should be included in the final document were those who had traveled internationally. I swear I am not making this up. If you are thinking that the link between having one’s passport stamped repeatedly and advanced expertise in certain aspects of project management is less than intuitive, go to the head of the class. 
So, what’s the solution? I think ProjectManagement.com should issue a call for contributors for the creation of a document that will be the ultimate guide to “doing” project management, one that is so authoritative that, once published, everyone will be forced to comply with its particulars, or be labelled as anti-PM forever. The call should include specifications such as the contributors need not have any peer-reviewed writings or journal entries, and that they will be at liberty to change the meaning of common words to suit their assertions. In fact, the only criterion for authors is that they view themselves as so advanced in project management expertise, that their opinions should be accepted without question. This will work on Processors like catnip.
Then, ProjectManagement.com could simply sell the list of volunteers to organizations headed by Effectives, who would then know whom to keep off of their project teams; alternately, they could accept money from the Processors (who couldn’t resist the bait) to have their names removed from the list, but that might be seen as blackmail. 
A similar kind of blackmail that Effectives are subject to whenever a Processor releases another insipid procedure…

 
  1 Merriam-Webster online dictionary, http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/risk, retrieved 19:44 MDT on September 12, 2015.

A regularly recurring premise in this blog has to do with my adaptation of the Pareto Principal, that the top talented 80% of managers who have access to only 20% of the information needed to obviate a given decision will be out-performed by the least talented 20% of managers who have access to 80% of the information they need. Add to this the fact that you can put fifty project managers in a room and they will not agree on the color of an orange, and the task of “managing” PM talent quickly approaches an insurmountable attempt to bring order out of chaos.

So, how to recognize the top management talent, since actual performance involves far more parameters than can possibly be captured, let alone quantified and compared? It’s been my experience that the truly talented among the PM ranks will throw off clues that their lesser acolytes won’t, and I’ve developed this little guide to help my readers more readily differentiate between the two.

Notice that I am not engaging in the sort of eat-your-peas hectoring that so many other PM writers use. If you’re a schmoe, you’re a schmoe, and there’s really very little point in trying to egg such a one on towards acting better. 

However, there’s still my application of the Pareto Principle! If you’re a schmoe, you can perform like a pro if you can only get your hands on the cost and schedule performance information you need to obviate the decisions before you! Ah, but there’s the rub – unless  your organization’s internal project management procedures say stuff like “cut all of the procedural corners you need to get a basic Earned Value or Critical Path information stream into the hands of the decision-makers,” you schmoes have been hoisted on your own petard. No Processor in the universe would write such a sentence in an internal procedure.

The best bet for the lowest 20% of talent? Get contentious about the “proper” utilization of published PM principals – it seems that’s where all the low-talent PMs I’ve encountered go.