How To Attach A Laser To A Shark’s Head
| “I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.” --Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, 1997. The comic villain from the Austin Powers movies, Dr. Evil (brilliantly played by Mike Meyers), heads a massive organization set on (a) destroying the Earth with purloined nuclear weapons, (b) destroying the Earth with a moon-based laser beam, and/or (c) using a tractor beam to pull a meteor into the Earth, presumably resulting in its destruction. Fortunately, the world is spared these terrible fates by secret agent Austin Powers (also played by Mike Meyers), but not before these various, ahem, projects are well past their planning stages and have begun implementation. Now, the reason Dr. Evil is desirous that his pet/guard sharks have lasers attached to their heads bears some scrutiny. The stated purpose is that he “…figure(s) every creature deserves a warm meal.”[i] This reason is, of course, comedy gold, since it provides an extremely silly purpose on top of a clearly unreasonable request. Meanwhile, Back In The Project Management World… I’ve endured several instances of highly-placed executives making, umm, unfortunate Management Information System (MIS) requests of me in my career, but two in particular stand out in my memory as being illustrative of what can happen in PM space when people with a limited knowledge of Project Management principles are put in charge. The first of these involved a PM who was very interested that I, his project controls specialist, create for him a “swim lane chart.” With a little prodding I discovered that this “swim lane chart” was actually a PERT chart, sorted in rows by performing organization. “Sure, we can do that. We’ll need to start with a Work Breakdown Structure, then develop the project’s Organizational Breakdown Structure, which will allow us to create the Responsibility/Accountability Matrix…” “I don’t want any of that. I just want a swim lane chart.” “I understand, but the boxes in the PERT … I mean, “swim lane chart,” represent Work Packages, and to create them, we’ll need a WBS…” “Look, I’m telling you I don’t want any of that! I just want a swim lane chart!” Seeing him get more agitated and insistent led me to believe that I was making no progress, so I demurred and told him I would get right on it, and headed back to my office. While I was en route this guy called my line manager, and had me kicked off the project. The second was similar. An executive was brought in from a place that was really not very analogous to his new situation. After a few weeks I received the out-of-the-blue assignment to help him acquire and implement a specific computer application that was billed as an “action item tracker.” My first meeting was with this exec and the software’s marketing team, who had obviously already sold the exec on its “benefits.” The meeting started with just me and the exec in the conference room, with the marketers on video. “What role is being envisioned for this app?” I asked. “It’s an action item tracker!” came the exec’s reply, already somewhat agitated. “Okay, but (this organization) already has an institutional action item tracker. Will this application do something that the institutional one doesn’t?” The frantic looks between the marketers and the exec quickly and clearly informed me that no one had even thought to look at the existing systems for duplicate (or even compatible) functionality. “This one is just for (a specific set of) projects. Also, I want it to relay performance information.” “You mean like Critical Path analysis? Do you want it to perform a forward/backward pass by itself, or should it take in data from (the existing CPM software)?” Again, it became immediately clear that no one had even thought about duplicate or compatible functionality. “The app doesn’t have a utility that will accept data from (our CPM software)” the software marketing guys offered. “Can it perform Critical Path calculations itself?” “No.” The exec called an early end to the meeting. After I left, he contacted my line manager, and had me removed from the project. Now, since this calling of the line manager and having me removed business has an Austin Powers analogy to Dr. Evil pushing a button on a console and having the occupant of a specific conference room chair ejected into a fiery pit, I think I can safely assert a couple of take-aways. The first is that most (if not all) PM-types will encounter, at some point in their careers, an exec who doesn’t understand the basics of Project Management nor Management Information System architecture, but is nonetheless in a position of making key decisions in those arenas. The second is that these people will intensely resent anyone who points out the deficiencies in their ill-conceived initiatives. So, how do you attach a laser to a shark’s head? You don’t. If asked, you get out of the conference room before your chair ejects you into a fiery pit.
[i] Retrieved from https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Austin_Powers:_International_Man_of_Mystery on April 26, 2023, 20:43 MDT. |
Super PMO To The Rescue!
| Within the Marvel Comics Universe (MCU) there are a wide variety of villains, but then, there would have to be, right? I mean, if you are to introduce a character with super-human abilities, it would be rather disappointing if that character were to, say, use their amazing powers to ensure people used the correct recycling bins. No, the antagonists in these stories must have the following characteristics:
Now, some of these villains, while having an advanced capability, aren’t really impervious to traditional law enforcement techniques. “Doctor Octopus,” a.k.a. Dr. Octavius from Spider Man II (2004) has infused onto his spine four robotic arms, alternately directed by him and by an artificial intelligence mechanism that’s part of the arms. While there’s no question that these arms make Dr. Octavius formidable, they don’t make him, well, bullet-proof, and hand guns are pretty much the universal weapon of American constabulary. Nevertheless, it falls to Spider Man himself to thwart the Doctor’s reckless plans. At the other end of the spectrum is “Thanos,” from The Avengers: Infinity War (2018), who, with a single act (“The Blip”), wipes out at random half of all living things in the universe[i] (not the galaxy, mind you, but the universe. As a point of reference, NASA’s 2016 estimate of the number of galaxies in the observable universe is 200 billion[ii]). How could one describe such a villain? As a super, super, super villain? An omni villain? Meanwhile, Back In The Project Management World… While the typical new PMP® certification holder is not given to changing wardrobe in order to include skin-tight, brightly-colored costumes, there is a subtle but clear mandate to oppose – extremely powerful criminals? No, shoddy management practices, no matter how deeply entrenched in your organization, nor how widely-accepted they are in the business world. As GTIM Nation is well aware, some of my favorite Super Management Villains (SMVs) include:
…among others. But today I want to make the case for distinguishing between actual Project performance, and the Management Information Systems (MISs) that measure Project performance, and why this distinction matters in the realm of combatting PM supervillains. Let’s step back, and take the 35,000 foot view of Project Management. From this perspective, what’s the point of PM? If you said “to help ensure that projects are brought in on-time, on-budget,” go to the head of the class. How does PM writ large accomplish this? By showing how to set up the Management Information Systems that allow actual Project Managers to know where to devote their limited time and energy, towards problems that represent barriers to accomplishing the scope on-time, on-budget, and away from those areas of project execution that are going just fine without the additional attention. I want to reiterate this distinction, because it’s important: the PMI®s, ProjectManagement.coms, and all PM-oriented academe do not exist to make decisions for the PM; rather, they exist to help the actual PM know what they need to make better, if not absolutely optimal decisions. So here’s how we can start identifying our SMVs. Know that the ones who are interfering with the nominal PM’s decisions, while certainly villains, are not the super variety we’re after. This is Dr. Octopus-level management villainy. Lack of managerial latitude in executing decisions is an organizational behavior and performance issue. What will lead to the switching on of the ProjectManagement.com searchlight/signal (actually, that’s an awful lot to put on a spotlight/projector. Let’s stick with PMI®) is going to be those pseudo-management techniques and practices that not only fail to inform our nominal PM person, but will actually consume time, energy, and resources to deliver irrelevant, or even misleading information streams, increasing the odds of poor decisions being made, and steering the so-afflicted projects towards delays and overruns. To the extent that these poorly-formulated techniques generating marginally useful information streams become entrenched and commonly accepted within the macro PM community, they become more and more difficult to overturn. Worse, should they become so identified with the nominal PMO that typical executives are no longer able to differentiate between valid and invalid PM techniques and practices, we’re looking at a scale of management knavery that could have a profound negative impact on …, well, not the universe. I’ll confine my alarmism to the arena of management science. What’s to stop all this from happening? That depends. Your butler just came into your study, and has called your attention to the PMI® signal (with or without the “®”) high above the city’s skyscrapers. What are you going to do now?
[i] Retrieved from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blip on April 17, 2023, 21:20 MDT. [ii] Retrieved from https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/hubble-reveals-observable-universe-contains-10-times-more-galaxies-than-previously-thought on April 16, 2023, 1500 MDT. |
Before The PMO Can Add Value, It Needs To Stop Taking It Away
| Whenever I see an article that asserts the need for Project Management Offices to emphasize “adding value,” I think such statements beg the question, “value” as determined by whom? What is the nominal value generated by the typical PMO? Before I delve into what this PMO-generated “value” is, let’s take a look at what it is not. Almost all of the hits I saw when searching “What does a Project Management Office do?” included the following:
It probably won’t surprise GTIM Nation that I find all of this to be fairly objectionable. But before I can demonstrate why all of this is not only mistaken, but may actually be harming the advancement of Project Management writ large, let me remind everyone of Hatfield’s Incontrovertible Rule of Management #3: The 80th percentile best managers who have access to only 20% of the information needed to obviate a given decision will be consistently out-performed by the 20th percentile worst managers who have access to 80% of the information so needed. Keep in mind that, when we’re discussing the kind of information streams needed by Project Managers in general, this information is distinct from what’s needed by Asset Managers, or even Strategic Managers. The source and residence of the data Asset Managers need is the general ledger, and the techniques they use consume data from that source (e.g., the grossly overused and imprecise Return on Investment). Similarly, since Strategic Managers’ proper focus is on market share, the information streams they rely on allow them to compute the value of that parameter, and evaluate the various strategies that can be used to improve it. Not so the PMs. While the Scope Baseline is certainly integral to all other derived information within this realm, it’s the Cost and Schedule Baselines, set up to allow Earned Value and Critical Path Methodologies to function, that create the main source of the needed project insights. The implication here is that, all other things being equal, the primary purpose of the PMO is to put into the hands of the decision makers the information they need to make the best management decisions for their projects. It’s based on this definition of the value that PMOs bring to the table that I reject the previous list of what they do, to wit:
Note that each of these functions that these sources contend are supposed to be part of the PMO consume time, energy, and budget. If what I’m pointing out is accurate (which, of course, it is), then all of that time, energy, and budget is … well, I won’t say “wasted.” “Not really germane to PM…” will suffice. And, if these efforts aren’t really germane to PM, they become value-neutral – at best. By shouldering organizational responsibilities outside of the PM discipline, they consume resources that would otherwise be used to generate the value PMOs ought to provide. So, yeah, before we can have an intelligent discussion about how to increase the value brought by the PMO, let’s start by agreeing to not take it away. |
The Contagion Of Ignorance
| This is going to be a tricky blog to write, so let me make one distinction up front: when I use the word “ignorant,” I’m specifically referring to Merriam-Webster’s second definition, “Unaware, Uninformed.”[i] Other definitions tend to include an aspect of a lack of intelligence, or some other form of mental inadequacy, and, for the purposes of this blog, that’s not what I’m talking about. Now, we are all probably familiar with how learning can be contagious, particularly as a member of a high-performing team. In medicine, there’s even an axiom for disseminating proper technique, “See it, do it, teach it.” It’s why, in organizations that value quality and performance, the more mature PMOs will tend to act as a macro-organizational enhancement, steadily increasing the odds that the projects in the portfolio will come in on-time, on-budget. But the dark side of organization-wide learning is the very real possibility that the cumulative learned skills of the Project Team or PMO could unravel, leaving it weaker than it had been previously. This effect is more likely to come about under two circumstances:
In each of these scenarios, ignorance is advancing at the expense of the macro-organization’s ability to effectively handle novel or difficult managerial problems. Essentially, ignorance has become contagious, and is working against the organization’s ability to make informed decisions on a consistent basis. And the sure-fire indicator that the ignorance-contagion effect is unfolding in your organization? It’s when the new/not meritorious exec finally comes to the realization that their techniques have failed, and places the blame directly on the insouciance of the Project Team in carrying out their flawed management strategies. This “explanation” almost always carries with it the assertion that their strategy would have been successful, if only upper management would have provided sufficient support, or backing (i.e., threatened to fire those members of the Project Team who failed to miraculously make the flawed approach actually work). But here’s the thing: those “insouciant” Project Team members taking the blame for the failure were most likely the most educated ones, recognizing that the technical approach being pushed by the PM was flawed. As the stigma of failure gloms on to the educated, and insulates the unskilled PM from that failure, ignorance advances, and the managerial effectiveness of the macro-organization retreats, rendering ignorance very contagious indeed.
[i] Retrieved from https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ignorant on March 26, 2023, 15:26 MDT. |
Your Personal Contribution To Culture Change
| Empathy demands I cringe a little bit for any employer who lists a job ad that includes as part of the winning candidate’s skill set the ability to “change the culture,” or be an “agent of cultural change.” This seemingly benign requirement is, in fact, a tacit acknowledgement that the existing organization is incapable of executing its business model satisfactorily, which, in turn, points to at least one of the following causes:
Then we have the problem of what, exactly, are we talking about when the term “corporate culture” is bandied about? Investopedia is as good a source as any, and here’s how they define it: Corporate culture refers to the values, beliefs, and behaviors that determine how a company's employees and management interact, perform, and handle business transactions. Often, corporate culture is implied, not expressly defined, and develops organically over time from the cumulative traits of the people that the company hires.[i] I think this definition is good, but I would like to add to the “values, beliefs, and behaviors” list one more item: priorities. If the organization’s management and employees do not have a shared set of priorities, then even a superior business model, perfectly aligned with the economic environment in which it functions, is vulnerable to a failed implementation due to the lack of cohesion among those performing the actual work. For example, if a new restaurant chain has an equal mix of employees and managers who believe that their top priority is either to give customers a very pleasant dining experience or to, say, maximize shareholder wealth, then customers will have a very different experience at that establishment, depending on who serves them. Note also the reference to how corporate culture “…develops organically over time from the cumulative traits of the people that the company hires.”[ii] I juxtaposed the serve-the-customer and Asset Managers’ goal as priorities in the previous example for a reason. Placing the priority on meeting (or exceeding) customer expectations with respect to scope, cost, and schedule is firmly within the Project Management domain, confirmed by the nature of the management information systems that support PM. For decades business colleges have taught that the point of all management is to “maximize shareholder wealth,” and I’m pretty sure that is still being taught today. Curious how that little axiom never seems to make its way into an organization’s Mission Statement, or Vision Statement if it is, indeed, the point of all management. Among the sixteen best Mission Statements according to Biteable, only one mentions a return on investment at all, and even then it’s somewhat tangential. That one belongs to Spotify, and reads: To unlock the potential of human creativity — by giving a million creative artists the opportunity to live off their art and billions of fans the opportunity to enjoy and be inspired by it.[iii] None of the other Mission Statements on the list made mention of Asset Management objectives at all. But all sixteen did call out providing some sort of benefit to existing and potential customers, leading me to believe that PM is far more central in providing the basis for a coherent, successful corporate culture than Asset Management. This is true even for the very business colleges offering courses in the management sciences. I did a web search on the question “Why should I attend business college?” and none of the many responses included the faintest hint of “to shore up the college’s endowment.” So, does this mean that PM is the optimal vehicle for changing corporate culture? Well, yes, but it’s complicated. While I do believe that corporate culture is downstream from the efficacy of the organization’s business model in delivering goods and services within the customers’ cost and schedule parameters, I’m also convinced that the whole “cultural” thing, as defined earlier, falls mostly within the realm of Organizational Behavior and Performance, which is (ironically enough) part of Asset Management. This means that, even with a superior business model/technical approach laid out by the PM, success is far from guaranteed, particularly if the organization happens to have a preponderance of Jungle Fighters and Company Men rather than Craftsmen or Gamesmen (the archetypes from Michael Maccoby’s excellent book The Gamesman [Simon and Schuster, 1976]). Essentially, if you want to “change the (corporate) culture,” don’t expect PM to get you all the way there. But it’s the right place to start.
[i] Tarver, Evan, Corporate Culture Definition, Characteristics, and Importance, retrieved from https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/corporate-culture.asp on March 12, 2023, 19:36 MDT. [ii] Ibid. [iii] Biteable, Mission Statement Examples, 16 Of The Best To Inspire You, 15 June 2021, Retrieved from https://biteable.com/blog/mission-statements/ on 13 March 2023, 18:39 MDT. |





