Mention Typical Project Management Lies

George Lewis Program/Project Manager| DXC Technology Company Heredia, Costa Rica

Mention Typical Project Management Lies

Posted: Aug 13, 2018 2:58 PM

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Kevin Drake Perth, Western Australia, Australia

Your support was the key to deliver on time.

Posted: Aug 23, 2018 5:45 PM (Updated by author: Aug 23, 2018 5:46 PM)

anca stefanescu Project methodology expert| BRD GROUPE SOCIETE GENERALE Bucharest, Romania

Aug 13, 2018 5:33 PM

Replying to Kiron Bondale

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"These are the final requirements"

"Read my lips, no further changes"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

I vote for "These are the final requirements" with my both hands.

Posted: Aug 24, 2018 1:44 AM

Vincent Guerard Coach - Trainer - Speaker - Advisor| Freelance Mont-Royal, Quebec, Canada

What about “They hire me, there is no risk”

Posted: Aug 24, 2018 11:30 AM

Drew Craig Sr. Agile & Product Coach| Vanguard Philadelphia, Pa, United States

'Oh yeah, everything is green.'

Posted: Aug 24, 2018 12:05 PM

Sucre Ali R&D Project Manager| Neogen NV Part of Alter Pharma Group Belgium Barranquilla, Atlantico, Colombia

(Scarce funds, technical uncertainties, over-allocated resources, tight schedule, cash flow issues) -- Unrealistic Project Plan.

Sponsor: “I know we can do it! Go for it!”

*Awkward team looks and uncomfortable smiles*

Team member: “At least we have each other.”

Sponsor: “That’s the spirit!”

George, Thank you for this post! :)

Posted: Aug 24, 2018 12:23 PM

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