Do you know any jokes about project management profession?
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Jokes about a profession may serve as a good reflection. I just realized I don’t recall any jokes about project managers or project management as such. Do you know some? Saving Changes...
Lenka very nice approach and good initiative we need to laugh I have a good one but I can't write it here because it will smell racism however I give another one lighter hope it gets liked
A stakeholder asking another stakeholder that I have received a complain from project manager's wife that her husband talks about CPM while a sleep at home so what can I do to help out, the second stakeholder replied nothing just listen to him and allow him to communicate while he is awake.
RAJESH K LProject Manager, PMP| Bharat Electronics, Bengaluru, IndiaBengaluru, Karnataka, India
Hi Lenka, PM jokes are hard to find I believe.
check out the blog section. there are some cartoons available. I guess its closer to jokes u were expecting. Saving Changes...
Product Operations Program ManagerBarcelona, Cataluña, Spain
A Google serach will provide you plenty. Caught my eye on the one below:
The project manager walks into his boss' office and says, "Here is the bottom line budget needed for the success of the project."
The boss says, "What can you do for half the money?"
The project manager says, "Fail."
The boss says, "When can you get started?"
The project manager says, "I think I just did"
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1 reply by Lenka Pincot
Dec 11, 2018 8:04 AM
Lenka Pincot
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another good one! thanks for googling it. I was lazy and just posted a question here:)
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Dec 10, 2018 10:52 PM
Replying to Keith Novak
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You mean you've never read Dilbert? :-)
Actually Keith, not really. I think I've seen Dilbert few times, I remember that as a corporate sarcasm, is that right? Saving Changes...
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Dec 10, 2018 10:37 PM
Replying to Riyadh Salih
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Lenka very nice approach and good initiative we need to laugh I have a good one but I can't write it here because it will smell racism however I give another one lighter hope it gets liked
A stakeholder asking another stakeholder that I have received a complain from project manager's wife that her husband talks about CPM while a sleep at home so what can I do to help out, the second stakeholder replied nothing just listen to him and allow him to communicate while he is awake.