Do you know any jokes about project management profession?
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Jokes about a profession may serve as a good reflection. I just realized I don’t recall any jokes about project managers or project management as such. Do you know some? Saving Changes...
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Dec 11, 2018 7:07 AM
Replying to Drake Settsu
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I have one for you Lenka.
How many Project Managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you will be required to get a scope change to get it turned on.
thanks Drake, that's a good one:) Saving Changes...
Lenka PincotChief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management InstituteParis, France
Dec 11, 2018 7:38 AM
Replying to Eduard Hernandez
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A Google serach will provide you plenty. Caught my eye on the one below:
The project manager walks into his boss' office and says, "Here is the bottom line budget needed for the success of the project."
The boss says, "What can you do for half the money?"
The project manager says, "Fail."
The boss says, "When can you get started?"
The project manager says, "I think I just did"
another good one! thanks for googling it. I was lazy and just posted a question here:) Saving Changes...
Glenn ChundrlekProject Manager| BelcanLoveland, Oh, United States
I'm sorry to say that I don't know any...at least, none that are appropriate for general audiences. Saving Changes...
John RobertAuthor | Associate VP| Sun Pharmaceutical IndustriesVadodara, Gujarat, India
"Man Plans - God Laughs" : I heard this as a proverb in Hebrew from my Israel friend Saving Changes...
Senior Projects Manager | Field & Marten AssociatesNew Westminster, British Columbia, Canada
Good one Riyadh lol Saving Changes...
Al TingleyPM | Melloy Industrial ServicesSt Albert, Alberta, Canada
It is very important to remember that we never tell project managers or engineers jokes on a Thursday. We dont want them to start laughing in church on Sunday. Saving Changes...
Iris MeinlBusiness Analyst, Senior PLM Consultant and Project Manager| Meinl Management Consulting DMCCDubai, United Arab Emirates
"Project Managers will be replaced by AI" Saving Changes...
Pentagon Wars is really good movie in Amazon that will make you laugh and think
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1 reply by anonymous
Dec 13, 2018 2:58 PM
anonymous
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Very good movie and well worth the time for PM's!
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Anonymous
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend. I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be a programmer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a project manager"
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
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1 reply by Lenka Pincot
Dec 13, 2018 3:01 PM
Lenka Pincot
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Thank you, that was exactly the joke I was looking for:)
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Anonymous
Dec 11, 2018 12:45 PM
Replying to Santiago Rodriguez Guillen
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Pentagon Wars is really good movie in Amazon that will make you laugh and think
Very good movie and well worth the time for PM's! Saving Changes...
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