Mighty Morphin Power Skills

 

The television series Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was something of a phenomenon in the 1990s. It was a superhero genre show which featured a selected group of teenagers who could, by holding up a disc-shaped talisman and stating which “zord” (a large fighting vehicle designed to resemble a specific animal) they are invoking, instantly change into a Power Ranger costume and commence using their martial arts skills to defeat evil. Many of their episodes followed some variation of the following template:

• Presentation of some minor conflict having to do with the Rangers’ school lives,
• the introduction of normal-sized antagonists (typically dispatched by Rita Repulsa, but not always) who create mayhem,
• the Rangers transferring into their Power Rangers personas,
• the Rangers overcome the normal-sized antagonists in hand-to-hand fighting,
• the antagonists regroup and launch an attack on downtown Angel Grove, California, using an extremely large zord,
• requiring the Power Rangers to invoke their own zords, and combine them into a Megazord, and defeating the antagonists,
• leading to the denouement, where the teenagers get on with their lives, many times at the local juice bar,

…all while Angel Grove’s downtown area remains remarkably intact. An additional detail: in most of the episodes, two non- “morphin” teenaged characters, Farcas Bulkmeier and Eugene Skullovitch, known as “Bulk” and “Skull” respectively, originally presented as bullies and antagonists for the Power Rangers in their high school student personas, would eventually serve as humorous relief in the franchise. I’m noting this detail for future blogs, when it becomes appropriate to refer to some PM trend as the “Bulk and Skull” of management science. For those members of GTIM Nation who have never seen an episode of MMPR, the previous description, no doubt, appears rather bizarre, and I readily admit that, re-reading it myself, it is strange to the point of defying description.

Meanwhile, Back In The Project Management World…

While most PMs that I know do not overtly fight against berserkers dispatched by Rita Repulsa, many of them are engaged in an epic struggle against poor managerial decisions undertaken by those who present as if they are pursuing on-budget, on-schedule scope delivery, but know little or nothing about PMI®, or the PMBOK Guide®, much less how to set up a valid Work Breakdown Structure (WBS). If the struggle was just against ignorance, that would be one thing; however, this conflict is not just against a lack of expertise; it’s opposing obviously sub-optimal alternative managerial approaches, usually originating from the realm of the Asset Managers. How do you know if you are encountering one of these business model berserkers? Some clues include:

1. Attempts to perform cost performance analysis based on actual costs burn rates,
2. …based on Organizational Breakdown Structure (OBS) elements rather than the WBS.
3. Uses action item lists as a substitute for a valid schedule.
4. Documents “risk events,” adds guesses estimates of the odds of their occurrence and cost/schedule impact, and uses this “risk register” as a stand-in for Earned Value / Critical Path-derived performance data.
5. They dress in grey unibody spandex-like clothing and emit odd whooping sounds,

…no, wait, that last bullet would be the “putties” from MMPR, though they do have an odd resemblance to some of the anti-PM-types I’ve encountered. What’s an opponent of bad management strategy to do in these cases? One approach would be to invoke your Mighty Morphing (I insist on adding that missing “g”) Power Skills, for example:

1. If you encounter the “burn rate” EAC, say “Earned Value Management (pause) provides a method of calculating the EAC that’s far more accurate.” By inserting the pause, it’s almost as if you are invoking a PM-themed zord.
2. If the thing being managed is an organization rather than a project, respond with “Scope Management (again, pause) techniques offer a superior way of structuring this work.”
3. When confronted with an action item list, respond with “Critical Path Methodology (by now we’re getting good at this strategic pause business) can provide more advanced schedule performance information.”
4. “EVM-Derived Cost and Schedule Variances (pause) are preferable to gaussian-curve based risk registers” will help turn back the risk managers (no initial caps).
5. Putties can’t be reasoned with, since it’s not at all plain that they understand plain English (again, similar to several anti-PM-types I have encountered).

Now, the reason I’ve bolded the first part of the recommended responses above has to do with the Power Rangers’ emphasis on the name of their zord when invoking it, followed by a pause should they have anything additional to communicate, as they are transferring into their super hero selves. While this may be a bit dramatic in a Project Review Meeting setting, it shouldn’t be considered completely off the table if your perceived level of opposition is significant, or dressed in brightly-colored outfits clearly designed some place other than this planet.

Also, if you happen to have one of those PMP® Certification-themed pins, and might be tempted to dramatically present that in front of you as you near-shout the words in bold, well, you should probably give that a miss…