Fire Your Risk Manager Now (Part 1)
| The incomparable Walter E. Williams has written several prescient columns on the topic of the idiocy of raising the minimum wage, and he has furthered several interesting arguments in his criticisms. I think one of his most effective points is that if the minimum wage is $7.25 (USD) per hour (which it is), but any given (usually unskilled) employee is incapable of generating that amount in wealth, then no organization that seeks to turn a profit would ever hire or retain such a one. According to Salary.com’s Salary Wizard page, risk managers typically earn between $72,033 and $132,106 (USD) per year. Forgive me for being imprudent, but I have to ask: What does that buy you? Obviously risk managers do not create that amount in wealth. So what, exactly, do they produce? They produce information. What kind of information? Ahh, there’s the rub. In order for risk managers to lay claim to justifying their salaries (not to mention their offices, computers, overhead accounts, and colleagues having to put up with their statistical jargon-based haranguing), they would have to show that the information stream they generate leads to, if not the realization of that amount of economic wealth, then at least the avoidance of being hit with fines or overruns equal to or exceeding that amount. Okay, so what kind of information, specifically, do risk management-types provide? (I promise to stop writing as if some unseen person is asking me questions.) Typically, Decision-Tree or Monte Carlo analyses are based on a review of the existing scope, cost, and schedule baselines for a given project. The point of the review is to try to articulate and estimate alternate scenarios to the project execution plan documented in the baselines, and then to estimate the impacts of those scenarios should they come to pass. This fails on several levels: · Unless the projected alternate scenarios alter the project team’s response to events unfolding in that manner, they remain nothing but rank speculation. So what if the alternate scenario came about? Other than “I told you so” bragging rights, nothing has improved from the project managers’ point of view. · The possibility that something – anything – could go wrong on a project is the typical PM’s ubiquitous consideration. The quantification of this consideration is highly subjective, and adds nothing to the decision-makers’ information base. · Consider the risk managers’ own terminology. Events are either “known-unknown,” or “unknown-unknown.” What’s the difference? The former were documented in the risk managers’ analysis, the latter were not. It’s an inherent get-out-of-stupid-analysis-jail-free card. Did we predict it, and it came about? We’re geniuses! Did we predict it, but it didn’t come about? Well, it’s a good thing we at least thought about it! Did we fail to predict it? It was inherently unpredictable! Now, I understand this sort of pseudo-management science has a vast following, its own ISO standard, a revered place in the PMBOK Guide®, and is entrenched in many guides on how to conduct project management. But a lot of law enforcement bodies employ psychics on major cases, especially when they’re desperate, but that doesn’t make psychics a valid avenue of forensic crime investigation. “Pet Rocks” created quite a sensation in their day, but that doesn’t make common rocks an appropriate object of our attentions or affections. Risk managers are particularly useless in information technology projects. Will technology change in the middle of your IT project? Probably. Will the scope change, in ways both subtle and profound? Undoubtedly. That’s why Agile and Scrum were developed in the first place. Has your risk manager ever fed you information that tangibly helps mitigate, or even ameliorate, these happenstances? The successful project manager is prepared to respond in a robust manner to the unexpected events that unfold in the course of pursuing her project’s scope requirements. Attempting to quantify the odds and cost/schedule impacts of those things that may or may not go wrong is nothing more than institutional worrying, described in Gaussian terms. I’m not even close to exhausting my criticisms of the risk management field, as currently practiced. A more complete discussion is contained in my recently-released, must-have book Game Theory in Management (Gower Publishing, 2012). For now, the simple fact remains that the future cannot be quantified. Anyone who claims to the contrary is either engaged in deceit, or in quackery. For that reason alone, you should fire your risk manager. |
Management Writing FAIL
| The other day I made the mistake of surfing over to a popular search engine/ news web site' business page, and read an article about the dangers of using some of the trendy clichés that have become prevalent in the vernacular of the modern office. As with virtually all of the articles that deal with cliché usage, this one admonished readers to avoid them, but not because their usage may lead to misunderstandings, and not because their usage is a clear indicator of lazy or fuzzy thinking. No, this article wanted people to avoid using trendy techno-managerial clichés because – wait for it! – you might not come off well in a job interview. I have a couple of problems with this, and they both point to a troubling trend in articles that are putatively about how to manage better. My first problem is with the original subject line of the piece. From a writer’s point of view, taking on excessive cliché usage is (ironically) in and of itself a cliché. But, for all the nose-upturning towards the linguistic hoi polloi out there repeating pat phrases ad nauseum, the simple fact of the matter is that clichés can convey specific meanings, often in ways far more efficient than their more verbose, complete cousins. They only become useless (and then straight on to highly irksome) when overuse leads to the blurring of their original reference or meaning. Take (as this writer did) “It is what it is.” Bill O’Reilly himself sneered at this phrase, on his top-rated cable news analysis show, no less. Consider what I believe to be the more complete definition of this phrase: The (person, concept, asset, thing) we are discussing is not changing, and, if we are counting on it doing so, then we will fail. We had better evaluate our future alternatives in light of this unchanging parameter. Hmmmm. Five words versus thirty-seven. If for no other reason than sheer expediency, one would believe that “It is what it is” would not receive such sneering condemnation. Now, I must admit that one of my friends, a brilliant and capable project manager, tends to use this phrase often. The problem with this fellow is that, genius that he is, he was raised on a farm/ranch in Oklahoma, and he has this Oklahoma accent going that makes him sound like he fell off of the grunion truck yesterday (you thought I was going to say “turnip truck,” didn’t you? Well, I can’t, because that would be a cliché, and might anger certain business writers!). I and some of his other friends recommended he use the Latin version, Id eccum id ecca, in an attempt to sound more sophisticated. Alas, not even Latin spoken in an Oklahoman accent sounds sophisticated. Another undeserving target is the phrase “going (gone) viral.” Allow me to take another stab at this phrase’s more complete meaning: The (person, concept, asset, thing) we are discussing has received more exposure, attention, and acceptance than anyone could have expected beforehand, based on its relative merits. It is now so common as to be nearly ubiquitous. An even more complete description of the phrase would have to include a brief discussion of Metcalfe’s Law. As I discuss in my recently-release, must-have book Game Theory in Management (Gower Publishing, 2012), Metcalfe’s Law deals with a characteristic of networks also known as the Butterfly Effect. In essence, Metcalfe’s Law posits that the power of networks grows exponentially as the number of connections between its nodes increases, but this also increases the network’s vulnerability to cascading events, or episodes of small changes to a limited number of network nodes leading to large, or even catastrophic impacts to large segments of the network removed from the initially small changes. The “viral” in the phrase “going viral” refers, of course, to a disease organism, which can potentially be transmitted to a large population through very few initial carriers. But using the dreaded cliché “going (gone) viral” negates the need for the discussion contained in the entire preceding paragraph. People who have no idea of any aspect of network theory, much less Metcalfe’s Law, know in an instant what is being communicated when that phrase is invoked. Which brings me to my heartburn with the ultimate point of the original article, the idea that, if you don’t do as the writer recommends, you will somehow suffer in a job interview. Many articles have been published around this theme, mostly along the lines of Human Resource directors spilling their deeply-held secrets about who does or does not get job offers. These sub-rosa decision criterion almost always turn on what most would consider trivial aspects of the candidate’s resume, dress, or demeanor. It should go without saying that focusing on such trivial aspects of employment candidates, instead of their capacity to generate or protect more wealth than their salaries, dooms the organizations these HR geniuses work for to an inevitable, but well-dressed, demise, clichés and all. From a business writer’s point of view, it’s a cop-out. It’s a defense of an arbitrary and capricious practice, based on nothing that could remotely pass for “management science,” but dressed up in such a way as to present as helpful information for the reader. Yeah, showing up for an interview and using clichés might come off poorly – so does being overly verbose while answering direct questions, and the selection of linguistic approach depends on the circumstances. So, yeah, managers and projects fail. So do business writers. |
Illustrating Information’s Impact
| In my previous blog I used the dopey literary device of furthering the idea that a management science concept could be legitimately evaluated in a fictional setting. However, many business insights can be gleaned from analogous non-fictional events, especially war events, which is perhaps why battle analysis is such a popular exercise of management writers. In wrapping up our November theme of information technology and its impact on management, I want to evaluate some common but wrong-headed management science concepts, and how they are shown to be invalid by the way that events unfolded at the Battle of Midway. Midway is an atoll, as the name implies, approximately midway across the Northern Pacific Ocean. After the Doolittle Raid against Japan in April 1942, the Japanese high command sought to extend the defensible perimeter around the home islands, and elected to invade and conquer Midway. And the Imperial Japanese Navy was fully capable of doing so – they had six large attack aircraft carriers, and multiple smaller carriers, battleships, cruisers, and support craft, manned and piloted by highly-trained and experience crews. Conversely, the United States had only three aircraft carriers, and one of those, the Yorktown, had been badly damaged at the Battle of the Coral Sea in May. The American aircraft could not perform as well as their IJN counterparts, and there were fewer of them. In fact, by any measure of pre-battle analysis, the situation for the U.S. Navy was virtually hopeless. But, the USN had one key advantage: they had better information. The Japanese Naval code, nicknamed JN-25, was extremely sophisticated and considered unbreakable. However, American cryptologists had made impressive progress in reading IJN communications, and were becoming aware of an IJN target named “AF,” though it was unclear where AF was. A junior naval officer suggested that the commander of Midway transmit a plain signal that they were low on drinking water, and it was approaching crisis levels. Soon after, a JN-25 message was intercepted indicating that AF was low on drinking water, and the USN knew that Midway was the target. By interpreting further communications, the Americans became aware of almost the entire Japanese order of battle, including major units assigned and an approximate timetable. Admiral Chester Nimitz decided that his best response would be to place his only available carriers, Enterprise, Hornet, and the hastily and only partially-repaired Yorktown, in a position north and east of Midway, to counter the Japanese assault. Conversely, Admiral Chuichi Nagumo had no idea that the Americans had been tipped off to his intent, much less his approximate order of battle. Nor was he aware that the USN had any units at all in a position to counter his mission. As he approached Midway, Nagumo had his four carriers prepare for an attack against ground targets, with some reserve aircraft prepared to attack ships in the unlikely possibility that the Americans had naval units in the area. On 4 June 1942 IJN carrier-based bombers attacked Midway, but failed to damage its facilities sufficiently to allow the commencement of the ground assault. As if to punctuate the need for another strike against the island, a wave of Midway-based high-altitude bombers arrived over the Japanese fleet, and dropped their bombs. Even though none hit, the need for another hit against Midway was apparent. As the first wave of Japanese dive bombers were returning, needing to refuel and requesting to be re-armed with more ground-assault ordnance, the scout seaplane from the cruiser Tone radioed in with the worst possible news – it had sighted an American fleet, including what appeared to be an aircraft carrier. Nagumo finally decided that the planes that had already been armed for ground assault be re-armed for naval targets, and that the returning aircraft would be recovered and refueled prior to the launching of the next assault. It was at this moment that the American carrier-based planes converged on Nagumo’s task force. Once the torpedo planes were virtually wiped out by patrolling Zeros, the American dive bombers had scarcely-defended approaches to the Japanese carriers, three of which were reduced to blasted, burning metal within minutes. The Japanese would go on to lose all four of the participating carriers, along with over 3000 valuable pilots and crews, while the Americans lost the damaged Yorktown, destroyer Hamann, and 307 pilots and crew. So, what are the management science lessons here? As I discuss in my recently-released, must-have book, Game Theory in Management (Gower Publishing, 2012), I believe that no asset manager in the world would had advised Nimitz to even try to defend Midway – the imbalance of material was simply too stark, and the opportunity for exacting enemy losses remote. Similarly, which commonly-practiced risk management technique would have yielded a go-ahead advisory to Nimitz? Note that the battle-winning intelligence had nothing to do with estimating the odds of the Japanese selecting a particular approach – the intelligence simply rendered an accurate picture of what was actually happening, real-time. In reality, the only advantage the USN had was in their pre-battle information – in every other category, the Americans were hopelessly overmatched, and yet the value (or even existence) of a superior information stream, providing timely, accurate, and relevant information, is not even taken into account in the business models of the asset or risk managers. In my thinking, this reveals the asset and risk management information streams to be far more confined in their range of efficacy than has been advertised. What’s the value of information technology to management? It changes history. |
Game Theory in Management Saves the Galaxy
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In a previous blog I lamented the use of the literary device of portraying a given management theory in a fictionalized setting, where – wouldn’t you just know it – the theory being presented, when adhered to, leads to fabulous success for the story’s protagonists. This device is disingenuous to Cecil B. DeMille proportions, but there’s no denying it works. Heck, Eliyahu Goldratt used it in his book Critical Chain, and not only did the book do well, there’s actually a Goldratt Institute now, despite the tenuousness of the underlying theory. Of course, I did not take this approach in my recently-released, must-have book, Game Theory in Management (Gower Publishing, 2012), but there’s still an opportunity to fictionalize some of my points in this blog. “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” goes the cliché, so, with no further ado… The air was thick with tension when Captain Rodgers strode onto the bridge of his starship, the Geetim (how my book’s title sounds when you speak the acronym – get it?). Several alien species had come together to form a consortium, the Pimbockers, and their warships had been devastating Confederation merchant convoys. The President himself had ordered Rodgers to take the Geetim to patrol those areas of the convoys’ routes where the most devastation had occurred. “Status report!” Rodgers commanded. “The main engines are functioning at 94% efficiency, even though two of the cooling coils are down” answered the engineer. “Also, at this rate of fuel consumption, we will have to save cargos totaling over five billion credits in order to achieve a positive return on investment on this mission.” “Well, that’s interesting, I guess, but why would I want to know that?” “We were taught at the Academy that a Captain’s main priority is his ship. I threw in the bit about how much cargo we have to save in order for us to know if and when the mission is successful.” “Yeah, but right now I need to know where the Pimbockers’ raiding ships are.” “Theoretically speaking, they’re all over the map” the tactical officer stated, flatly. “No, I meant right now, where are they with respect to the convoy we’re escorting?” Rodgers clarified. Just then the pretty personnel officer stepped onto the bridge. “I can help you with your problem” she stated. “Thank goodness!” Rodgers replied. “You are under-represented in officers who are descendant from people who were originally from the Southern hemisphere of Mars. But, if you demote your navigator, and promote Lt. B’alayer, you will be fine.” “That’s not the problem I needed help for.” “A Captain’s top priority is supposed to be his crew!” “Look, not to be obstinate” Rodgers began, “but the way I see it, my immediate problem is that I don’t know where the bad guys are in relation to the convoy we’re supposed to be protecting. And, since I’ve already asked for this information twice, I’d really appreciate it you all would stop telling me the sort of information I’m ‘supposed’ to want, and give me what I asked for.” All of the bridge officers assumed expressions of shock, the personnel officer especially so. “We don’t use the term ‘bad guys’ any longer, sir.” “Why not?” “We can’t presume to know our opponents’ motives, much less if they are good or evil.” Rodgers sighed, and slumped into his command chair. “The first bridge officer who tells me where the, yes, bad guys are, and what we can do about them, gets a promotion.” A junior officer, manning a console in the corner of the bridge, activated the viewing screen and spoke up. “Sir, if you will look past the blue blinking light indicating our position, and the cluster of white lights showing the convoy, you will see three red lights indicating the position of the Pimbockers. They are currently attacking the lead ship of the convoy, but they are within range of our weapons. Our main batteries are currently trained on them, and are only awaiting your order to begin firing.” “Open fire!” Rodgers ordered. A bluish-white particle beam leapt from the Geetim, ripping into the hulls of the Pimbockers’ ships. One was blown apart, and the other two limped off. The bridge erupted into a shouting argument, about who had delivered the information that was most important to Rodgers’ victory. Amid the din, the Captain motioned for the junior officer to step over. “What’s your name, Lieutenant? How did you know precisely what I needed?” “My name’s not important sir. I knew what you needed because of a two-hundred year-old book, Game Theory in Management, by Michael Hatfield. He explored the epistemology of management information systems, but dealt with the subject in such a way as to make his insights intuitive to lay management.” “Interesting. Where can I buy this book?” “It’s available at http://www.gowerpublishing.com/isbn/9781409442417, for a very reasonable price.” And then, everyone was happy, and peace and joy returned to the galaxy. The End. |
How IT fails PM
| In my previous blog, I blathered on about how project management techniques often fail to perform as advertised in the information technology world, and for what reasons. Now, I want to examine how information technology fails project management in general, and for what reasons. I was once in a project management office with a fellow who was intent on setting up an information stream that would deliver a report indicating the number of hours budgeted on all of the projects within that offices’ purview, by person, and then compare that to the number of hours those people were actually charging. He was absolutely convinced that this comparison would yield a highly valuable piece of management information, and was not to be dissuaded. Nevertheless, I gave dissuading him my level best. “First off, Biff,” I began (Biff wasn’t this guy’s name, but the name “Biff” does sound as if it might belong to someone who’s belligerently clueless, much like the antagonist in the Back to the Future franchise), that piece of information isn’t relevant.” “How can you say it isn’t relevant?” “For the same reason that comparing budgets to actuals is irrelevant. Just because you’re doing it on a line item by line item basis doesn’t suddenly make it meaningful.” “But we have to be able to manage hours on these projects!” “You’re sought-after information doesn’t accomplish that. What if a project substitutes two junior-level engineers for one senior-level engineer? The cost may actually go down, but your system would raise a red flag. And that doesn’t even address the whole issue of cost performance. Imagine a task budgeted with $25K in labor, and $75K in machinery. Let’s say it comes in at $70K in labor, and $25K in machinery. Your system would go insane, indicating a severe overrun in a task that, in fact, came in under budget.” Then came Biff’s coup de gras, or so he thought: “Why wouldn’t you want to know that information?” he taunted. I think this question is the last refuge of pseudo-intellectual PM scoundrels. Good management is heavily reliant upon information, and by asking the question Biff was, in essence, daring me to contradict this obvious axiom. “Besides the fact that that information is irrelevant, all information requires time and energy to collect, process, and deliver. In this case, all of the energy needed to set up your system would be utterly wasted. Furthermore, we could use that time and energy in pursuing relevant information – but not if we set up your system.” Added resistance to Biff’s idea would eventually lead to its abandonment, but I believe this sort of discussion happens thousands of times a day, in hundreds of organizations. As I discuss in my recently-released, must-have book Game Theory in Management (Gower Publishing, 2012) all management information streams must be evaluated with respect to its accuracy, relevancy, and timeliness (or ART). If the information system in question is relevant, but inaccurate or not timely, then the tactics needed to improve in those areas should be employed to see if it’s a good idea to save the MIS in question. However, if the information stream is irrelevant, than no amount of accuracy or timeliness can save it, and it must be abandoned. Take most risk management systems (please! Bada-bing). They may or may not be timely, but their claims to accuracy are patently absurd (80% confidence interval, anybody?). But, most damning of all, is that, once the project’s baseline is set, the output from the vast majority of risk analysis techniques is utterly irrelevant. Project managers inherently worry about things going wrong on their projects. What use is it of hearing the guesses (strikeout) estimates of the odds of the negative-impact event actually occurring? Unless risk analysis alters the response of the project team to the event – and, in virtually every case, it doesn’t – then the amount of time, energy, and expertise that goes in to performing risk management is a complete waste. I’ve written other articles and blogs with assertions similar to the ones above, and , with rare exceptions, no risk management aficionado has dared to riposte. Could it be that even they are beginning to realize the intellectually vacuous nature of their techniques? |





