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Lenka Pincot Chief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management Institute Paris, France
Jokes about a profession may serve as a good reflection. I just realized I don’t recall any jokes about project managers or project management as such. Do you know some?
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Riyadh Salih Saskatchewan, Canada
Lenka very nice approach and good initiative we need to laugh I have a good one but I can't write it here because it will smell racism however I give another one lighter hope it gets liked

A stakeholder asking another stakeholder that I have received a complain from project manager's wife that her husband talks about CPM while a sleep at home so what can I do to help out, the second stakeholder replied nothing just listen to him and allow him to communicate while he is awake.
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1 reply by Lenka Pincot
Dec 11, 2018 8:02 AM
Lenka Pincot
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:) thanks!
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Keith Novak Tukwila, Wa, United States
You mean you've never read Dilbert? :-)
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1 reply by Lenka Pincot
Dec 11, 2018 8:00 AM
Lenka Pincot
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Actually Keith, not really. I think I've seen Dilbert few times, I remember that as a corporate sarcasm, is that right?
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Robert Neil Wood North Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Here's a page of PM jokes: http://www.cvr-it.com/PM_Jokes.htm
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RAJESH K L Project Manager, PMP| Bharat Electronics, Bengaluru, India Bengaluru, Karnataka, India
Hi Lenka, PM jokes are hard to find I believe.
check out the blog section. there are some cartoons available. I guess its closer to jokes u were expecting.
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MANSOUR THABET ALQUBATY System Controller| Teleyemen Sana'A, N/A, Yemen
The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the other 90%.

https://www.proworkflow.com/blog/2010/10/p...nagement-jokes/
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Drake Settsu Project Manager / Blogger Hi, United States
I have one for you Lenka.

How many Project Managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but you will be required to get a scope change to get it turned on.
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Dec 11, 2018 8:03 AM
Lenka Pincot
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thanks Drake, that's a good one:)
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Eduard Hernandez
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Product Operations Program Manager Barcelona, Cataluña, Spain
A Google serach will provide you plenty. Caught my eye on the one below:

The project manager walks into his boss' office and says, "Here is the bottom line budget needed for the success of the project."
The boss says, "What can you do for half the money?"
The project manager says, "Fail."
The boss says, "When can you get started?"
The project manager says, "I think I just did"
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1 reply by Lenka Pincot
Dec 11, 2018 8:04 AM
Lenka Pincot
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another good one! thanks for googling it. I was lazy and just posted a question here:)
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Kiron Bondale Retired | Mentor| Retired Welland, Ontario, Canada
I'll echo Keith's suggestion to use the Dilbert search engine. Here's one of my favorites: https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-11-29

Kiron
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Lenka Pincot Chief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management Institute Paris, France
Dec 10, 2018 10:52 PM
Replying to Keith Novak
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You mean you've never read Dilbert? :-)
Actually Keith, not really. I think I've seen Dilbert few times, I remember that as a corporate sarcasm, is that right?
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Lenka Pincot Chief of Staff to the CEO| Project Management Institute Paris, France
Dec 10, 2018 10:37 PM
Replying to Riyadh Salih
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Lenka very nice approach and good initiative we need to laugh I have a good one but I can't write it here because it will smell racism however I give another one lighter hope it gets liked

A stakeholder asking another stakeholder that I have received a complain from project manager's wife that her husband talks about CPM while a sleep at home so what can I do to help out, the second stakeholder replied nothing just listen to him and allow him to communicate while he is awake.
:) thanks!
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