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Santa's jokes - ho ho ho
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Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said,"No L!"
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
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