The School Of PMO Hard Knocks
| I think it’s kind of funny to consider the “safe” learning space that so many brick-and-mortar universities seek to establish in order to teach their charges how to succeed in the world outside the confines of their campuses. Virtually all college campuses have attractive facilities, manicured grounds, genteel staff and instructors – on the surface, anyway. By comparison, the world of industry, absent some form of government sponsorship or interference, is marked by extreme competition to provide a product or service better, faster, and/or cheaper than other entries in the particular field. Influencing people to voluntarily part with their hard-earned money almost always occurs in environs very different than the ones where pupils are instructed on how to do so, with results predictable and frustrating, but often hilarious. The term “ivory tower,” referencing as it does the vast cultural divide between tenured faculty and free marketplace managers, carries with it a connotation of disdain for the perceived arrogance of the former. But there’s more to it than that: in practical application space, education credentials are usually highly-prized, of course. Unfortunately, it’s often the case that those possessing the credentials will arrive at their first full-time job assignments with an ill-deserved confidence that they know the solutions that beset their lesser-educated peers (or even superiors!), and can remedy them all, if only their advice and direction would be heeded. Consider the following scenario, where a newly-minted MBA from a prestigious university arrives at her first job, having been recruited at an on-campus event by a major defense or environmental contractor. Arriving at the same time is an administrative assistant with an Associate’s Degree, recently promoted to project scheduler due to having attained his PMP® and taken a week-long night school course in how to operate the Critical Path Methodology (CPM) software that the major contractor uses on all its jobs. I’ll call our mythical MBA “Lisa,” and the fictitious AA “Jim.” Lisa arrives somewhat overdressed, having learned that making a good impression on her first day is extremely important. She’s expecting to be shown a private office, with a door, and perhaps even a window with a view. The person she spoke with at the recruiting event described a corporate culture where PM is widely embraced and respected, with clear career paths for those involved in the practice of it, so that Lisa is anticipating being placed at around a middling rank in the organization’s management hierarchy. She is fluent in the monetary policy implications of Keynesian economics, and has an advanced knowledge of the importance of clear communications among project teams and line management to ensure the level of cooperation needed to be a truly high-performing PMO. She has had some theoretical training on Earned Value and Critical Path, but has never actually had hands-on-keyboards experience in setting up scope, cost, or schedule baselines. Jim arrives to his new assignment in business casual, but in clothes that won’t look too much worse the wear for having crawled underneath desks to hook up computer cables, just in case the IT department isn’t as prompt as they could be in setting up his new work station. He’s hoping to be able to share a larger cubicle with just one other person, and considers this a significant upgrade from the crowded trailer bullpen he’s leaving. Having come up from the lower levels of the organization, Jim is well aware that the projects with an advanced PM capability represent a minority of the work for this contractor, and even those perform PM at a high level, because their government sponsors expect (or even demand) it. The rest of the organization is, to put it diplomatically, uneven in their advancement of the PM capability, with significant sections of the company actually adamantly opposed to it. Jim has no concept of the reasons Keynesian economics is completely wrong, and really could not care less how clear the communications are among the project teams he’s worked. But he does know how to set up a CPM network, including how to assign resources and compute the Basis of Estimate for a given project’s Performance Measurement Baseline. He also understands how to pull status to generate the schedule’s status file, and to derive the EV performance information from it. As fate would have it, Lisa and Jim are assigned to the same cubicle. Its walls are five feet high and, of course, there is no door. Lisa’s furious, but hides it well. Jim’s elated, and doesn’t hide it at all. Their computer work station components are available on an IT cart nearby, but the IT people can’t get there until later in the day. Jim sets about setting up his work station – Lisa complains, as politely as possible, to their project team’s administrative assistant. Having been an administrative assistant himself, Jim has his computer up and downloading the software he’ll need to perform his job before noon; Lisa is working at hiding her frustration. It's about 11:00 a.m., and you, dear GTIM Nation member, are now the director of this particular PMO, and have come to touch bases with your new employees. Ask yourself – which of these two is more likely to:
Okay, okay, I’ve set up the scenario in such a way as to make the answers to the preceding questions comically obvious, but you see my point. The School of PMO Hard Knocks is often overlooked in its ability to deliver an early, strong contributor, perhaps even better than many of the highly-ranked business schools out there, and the reason is almost completely reducible to attitude. I’ll leave y’all with this: “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.” -- Winston Churchill
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Why Are We Here? (No, Not Existentially)
| What is the purpose of a Project Management Office? Before you answer, consider the analogy of the purpose of your local newspaper. Why do you think it exists? To inform its subscribers of goings-on? To chronicle the occurrences that influence the community? No. The purpose of a newspaper is to sell advertising space. Not what the J-schools would ever admit, but undeniably true. Before I re-ask the question in the first sentence, let me invite GTIM Nation to reevaluate the purpose of the PMO along similar lines, because I want to submit that it’s not what most of us have been led to believe. What follows is a short list of the things that the PMO should never attempt, much less internalize as a key goal.
In short, the PMO can’t directly change behavior, can’t educate the uninterested, and will fail as a proxy for frustrated upper management. Again, what is the PMO there to do? Simple, but utterly at odds with conventional wisdom: the PMO exists to put into the hands of the decision-makers what they need to make informed decisions. Assuming this simple mission is the correct one (and it is) brings with it some specific strategies, again well outside conventional approaches. These include:
Counter-intuitive? Sure. However, as available strategies for implementing your PMO go, this one has one distinct advantage: it’s aligned with the true purpose of the Project Management Office. And that advantage is really all you need. |
The Biggest Obstacle To PMO Success Is Not What You Think
| There’s an off-chance that I know a thing or two about this month’s ProjectManagement.com’s theme of Project Management Offices, or PMOs. PMI® actually published my book on the topic, Things Your PMO Is Doing Wrong (PMI Publishing, 2008), where it spent a bit of time on its Marketplace bestseller list. As the title indicates, much of the book addresses common but ineffective (or even counter-productive) strategies that PMOs use in the pursuit of their objectives. I was inspired to write that book, not because of my predilection to be the highly-irksome fellow in the corner of the conference room who is constantly of the opinion that everyone else is getting it wrong, but due to the sheer frequency of the employment of these flawed strategies. It’s almost as if the most formidable barrier to successfully advancing Project Management as a capability across the macro-organization was receiving short-shrift, if not invisible altogether. Before I get to naming this PMO-wrecking monster, let’s review the typical life-cycle of the failed PMO:
I’m fairly confident that many (if not most) of GTIM Nation will recognize this pattern, either having seen it unfold in this manner, or else having lived it. I would like to pause and point out things that were not part of the template: the ultimate failure was not due to a lack of talent, nor a poor selection for the Critical Path or Earned Value Methodology software platforms. It wasn’t due to a lack of a risk management capability, nor did quality issues sink the effort. And none – none – of the documents churned out by the non-certified guidance-generating organizations could have presented the insight needed to push the PMO over the long-term sustainable goal line. After this set-up, my choice for the most common and dangerous PMO-killer is pretty clear, but I’ll go ahead and state it anyway: the coin of the PMO sustainability realm is cooperation. I believe that a primary reason that this barrier has such an effective cloaking device (note to editors: please reset the weeks-since-the-last Star Trek reference meter to zero) is due to the initial enthusiasm of the PMO-creating organization, way back in Step 2. Coming right out of the starting gate not only do the upper executives express their support, but the existing PMs offer their backing as well. How could they not? At that point in the overall process, they’re under a performance microscope. To openly oppose the PMO creation initiative would be career suicide, at least within that organization. But make no mistake – if these PMs could make a plausible argument on why they should be allowed to escape upper management scrutiny, they will. It’s basic human nature. They’ll slow-roll or silent veto the policy requirements, or assert that their projects fall outside the parameters for policy compliance, or push the idea that their project is so well run as to not need any additional overhead expense, or… The list goes on and on. I’ll be maintaining this until I exhaust all of the pixel ink ProjectManagement.com gives me each week: the key to creating a sustainable PMO is achieving the cooperation of those in the macro organization. What is the best strategy for this kind of implementation? Well, first you… Wow, look at that! I’ve used up all of my ProjectManagement.com pixel ink for this week. Tune in next week for the key aspects of the optimal |
Tonight’s Samson’s Dilemma…
| Delilah Rene is an American radio personality with an audience of an estimated eight million listeners.[i] Besides the music she chooses to play herself, she takes calls from people in relationships who seek to either communicate some feeling or thought for a distant significant other, or are looking for some sort of insight into their particular situation, leading Delilah to select an appropriate title and play it. Since Delilah’s eight million listeners are quite probably more numerous than the entire population of GTIM Nation, I should probably refrain from offering up any criticism. Still… Here's my problem with Delilah’s show: when she’s merely passing along long-distance expressions of gratitude or affection, the segment is merely sweet. But, in those instances where she’s giving out advice, “Dear Abby” style, in the “Delilah’s Dilemma” segment, she does so in almost every instance without what I would consider a sufficiently in-depth knowledge of the particulars of the circumstances she’s advising. Besides the fact that she’s only hearing from one of the parties, which represents a classic ex parte situation, the callers I’ve heard on her show rarely have more than sixty seconds to lay out what’s going on. I don’t know about the rest of GTIM Nation, but I don’t think I could adequately describe my strategy for loading an automatic dishwasher inside of sixty seconds, much less inform an independent consultant of the particulars she would need to know in order to render anything resembling insights into a problematic personal relationship. Meanwhile, Back In The Project Management World… What would happen if there were a PM-themed equivalent of Delilah’s show, where overly distressed managers could call in, seeking to send a message to customers or co-workers, or receive some insight based on an extremely brief description of the problem, accompanied by a particular song selection? For the purposes of this parody, and to further establish that I’m presenting a farcical derivative of Delilah’s show, I’ll name my PM-guru host “Samson,” and I’m thinking it would go something like this: Samson: Welcome to Wednesday night’s show, I hope you have all had a good first half of the week. Tonight I want you to relax, unwind, and be grateful for the Project Management opportunities that have come your way. We have on the line Kevin – Kevin, welcome to the program, what can I play for you tonight? Kevin: Hi, Samson. I have a Baseline Change Proposal due to be evaluated by the Change Control Board tomorrow morning, and two of the members of that board are from my customer’s management team. I need this BCP to cover some stuff that these two board members added – informally, I would like to point out – to my scope, but I don’t think they will admit to committing scope creep. I think they want to present as if the cost overrun is due to poor performance. I just want to let them know that I’m on to their scheme, and they had better not put up a fuss on this review process. Can you help me communicate that? Samson: Of course, Kevin. I’m sure you know that these relationships can be complex, and customers don’t just push additional scope requirements onto your baseline unless they think you’ll be compliant, and allow it to happen. It makes them look good to their superiors, after all, and if you ever appeared to be a pushover… Kevin: No, I never did! They just… Samson: Of course not, Kevin. But I do have just the song to send to Kevin’s two customers, who took advantage of his spinelessness. (Plays “Money,” by Pink Floyd.) Samson: I hope Kevin’s customers heard that selection, and will act accordingly at tomorrow’s BCCB, which is to say, should they recognize Kevin, they won’t seek frustrate him. Oooh, wouldn’t that be something if every single PM named “Kevin” who has a change proposal before a change control board tomorrow, were to fail to get approval, just because of this show? Next on the line is David. Hello, David. What’s on your mind tonight? David: Well, first off, based on what happened to Kevin, I’m using an alias. “David” isn’t my real name. Samson: Whatever makes you comfortable, “David.” What can I play for you tonight? David: My customer is the ultimate nitpicker. He pours over every single Cost/Schedule Performance Report. The reporting level of the Work Breakdown Structure is set below the Work Package, and the Variance Thresholds are locked in at 5%. I can’t have a foreman call in sick without incurring a 5% variance at the WP level, for crying out loud. Can you pick a song for my customer, that leads him to take a more reasonable position on project reviews? Samson: Sure I can, David. Your customer, if he’s listening, will be inspired, I’m sure. Using an alias may prove futile – “David” or no, how many major projects are out there that (a) have a reporting level below the Control Account, (b) have a Variance Analysis Threshold at 5%, and (c) has a role of “foreman” in the current task list? If this oppressive client of yours is listening, I’m sure he will recognize the project, and therefore yourself. David: Hey, I didn’t call him those things! You did! I was just trying… Samson: Of course not, David (snickers). But here’s the song I’ve selected just for you and your scrutinous customer. (Plays “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” by Tears for Fears. After the song finishes playing…) Samson: I’m hearing from my producer that “David” is still on the line. Is that right? David: Yeah, that’s right, and I just want to say that you never actually offered any advice, and, while your choice of song to play was pertinent, it didn’t help my situation at all. Samson: Never underestimate the power of PM radio, David. At the very least, you could have served as a cautionary tale to others to never allow your customer to set the reporting level of the WBS below the Control Account level. Well, that will just about do it for tonight’s show. You’ve been listening to Samson. (Finis)
[i] Wikipedia contributors. (2019, October 23). Delilah (radio host). In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 01:08, November 3, 2019, from https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Delilah_(radio_host)&oldid=922667066 |
The Dreaded Comment Section
| No discussion of social media in PM would be complete without a review of the comment sections that follow social media posts, articles, blogs … virtually any idea that’s written down and transmitted is susceptible to readers who like to comment on it. I think it’s a fascinating dynamic, in that the people who read these published ideas clearly like to read, otherwise they wouldn’t ingest the material in the first place in order to comment on it. But, with (usually) a veil of anonymity, the level of discourse quickly becomes something you’d expect out of the pixel-generated equivalent of an unsupervised playground of 4th graders with IQs over 130. The comments can be brilliant and profane, insightful or completely tangential, all within the span of a few lines. It got me to thinking… Meanwhile, Back In The Project Management World… …what would happen if the sharply adversarial contributors to a typical news or political opinion (not much difference, sadly) site were to be people steeped in the Project Management world? Not the way PMI®/Project Management.com does it, which requires the commenters to identify themselves. No, this only gets really entertaining (and gnarly) when a level of anonymity is present, like so. Scene: the comment section of a news story that cold fusion had been successfully attained, during an experiment at a nuclear accelerator. The commenters (well, most of them) are PMP®s, using pseudonyms, and they’re in a caffeinated mood. Scope Manager (SM): What do you want to bet they were looking for something else entirely, and came across the formula for cold fusion by accident? Earned Value Manager (EVM): What difference does that make? Whatever the Performance Measurement Baseline for that project, what they delivered is going to be worth it! Communication Manager: (CM): Hey, what about those guys, Pons and Fleischman, didn’t they do that already? SM: No, you idiot, that was fake. CM: I’m not the idiot, you are. SM: No, you are. CM: No, you are. Quality Engineer (QE): I noticed they didn’t publish the failure rate. This one is probably a fake, too. Procurement Specialist (PS): If you think about it, if they actually attained it, but had to spend more in parts and materials than the amount of energy produced, it’s wasteful. I could probably buy a million candles to do the same thing. QE: You’re an idiot. PS: I’m not the idiot, you are. QE: No, you are. PS: No, you are. Risk Manager (RM): What are the odds? SM: Now that’s dopey. They did it! Computing the odds of it ex post facto is completely irrelevant. RM: No, it’s not! It can inform future portfolio management decisions about how to most effectively spend research and development dollars! CM: Bingo! The risk manager just put me over the top in “business jargon bingo!” Anonymous Poster #1 (AP1): I hate Trump! Anonymous Poster #2 (AP2): I support Trump! Anonymous Poster #3 (AP3): I hate Brexit! Anonymous Poster #4 (AP4): I support Brexit! AP1, AP2, AP3, AP4: You are all idiots! CM: All you anonymous posters realize that you’re commenting on a story about the attainment of cold fusion, right? AP1: It would have happened earlier if not for Trump! AP2: It happened because of Trump! AP3: It would have happened earlier if not for Brexit! AP4: It happened because of Brexit! QE: Hey, communications expert, don’t feed the trolls. I would have expected an expert in communications to know that. CM: Yeah, and I would have expected a quality expert to avoid using identical phrases in consecutive sentences. SM: Guys, you’re still outside the scope of the article. Cold fusion, remember? AP1: Wait, all of the people on this thread are project managers? Don’t you people just talk about “free float,” or “cost performance indexes?” CM: That’s “cost performance indices.” There, fixed it for you. AP2: We don’t need no “communications expert” playing the role of grammar police. Its not okay. CM: Double negative, and it’s “it’s,” not “its.” AP2: You %^&*( piece of #$%^! Comment Section Moderator: Due to the profane and irrelevant nature of this thread, this comment section is now CLOSED. * * * * * It may well be that some topics should never be subjected to anonymous commenting. And, to that end, I feel compelled to dissuade GTIM Nation from commenting on this blog using any of the pseudonyms used above. This is not a dare. Probably.
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